This Is A YA Novel I Swear To God It's Not Porn

just-a-julie:

rycbar221:

I know Lord of the Flies is supposed to be a very meaningful and symbolic book, but can we just talk about the fact that at the beginning of the book, Jack gives the fact that he can sing a C# as a legitimate reason for why he should be chief

MY CLASS NEVER GOT OVER THIS AND FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR WHENEVER SOMEONE DIDN’T WANT TO DO SOMETHING THEY SAID “but i can sing C# i shouldnt have to do it” AND IT STILL IS FUNNY TO ME

your-secrets-safewithme:

My favorites out of the photoset. The last one is my absolute favorite

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Family and Tumblr

clannyphantom:

hippieloverose:

clannyphantom:

don’t talk about tumblr outside of tumblr not because it’s some cool elite website but because it’s fucking embarrassing

No, it’s because we can’t have the people on the outside (i.e. people who aren’t on Tumblr) to find out about this colourful, magical world we log into multiple times a day

see this is what I’m talking about

ridge:

HAHA HERE 

ridge:

HAHA HERE 

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

onlyleigh:

girl don’t I know it

ATTENTION FOLLOWERS

spoonychan:

hideki16seiyuu:

hideki16seiyuu:

It has come to my attention that I don’t have enough money left this month to pay for has to get me to school and back - a thirty minute commute.
I only need $10 or so to make it to the first of the month, so PLEASE commission me. Most pieces are less than $5 (I’m on mobile and don’t have my price list) so please shoot me a message as soon as possible.
Thanks.

I’ve gotten one commission since last night - two more will probably do the trick.

commission this nerd, their art is super cheap and adorable as fuck.

If you can go commission! 

ruinedchildhood:


The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

ruinedchildhood:

The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek

Papa bear on the rebound though

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

falloutboy2013:

I went to the first danger days listening party and they gave me like 500 and told me to distribute them

I did not