This Is A YA Novel I Swear To God It's Not Porn

spoonychan:

so…i had to finish it. it was in my system. it wouldn’t get out.

this is the rp moment where hideki16seiyuu and i went full-frontal homo.

the-real-mozart:

devongreen:

dashdrive:

this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED

Was this post made in 1996?

fun has no expiration date

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school, waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

paperjam-bipper:

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ALEX WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP THAT

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

stargates:

why is this so hard

can we talk about how my dad and i went grocery shopping and my stepmom told him before we left not to get any treats 

and as soon as we get in the store my dad turned to me and asked if i wanted a treat

so we my dad bought a cupcake for him and two small macarons for me and we sat in the car after we paid and ate our treats

and he pretended his cupcake was too rich to finish so he gave the rest to me

my dad is awesome