okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
i want to paint myself grey and dress up like dead alien teenagers
boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
thanks for your contribution
he water is alive. Once you dive in, it will immediately bare its fangs and attack. But, there’s nothing to fear. Don’t resist the water. Thrust your fingers into the surface and carve an opening. Then you slide your body through that opening. Moving your arms, your head, your chest…
I've learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own.
The moment you realize that Ozai banishing his eldest son was the best thing he could have done for him.
and then they just try to throw the fucking “a lock that can be opened by many keys sucks” argument into the mix and i’m just like oh yeah?
well a fucking toaster that can toast tons of different bread and bagels and shit like that is a good fucking toaster but a piece of bread that has been put through multiple toasters is a burnt piece of shit
don’t play with me i will come up with analogies that slam your pathetic dong in the hypothetical trashcan of shame