This Is A YA Novel I Swear To God It's Not Porn

samandriel:

ianmckellening:

slothomore:

THIS DIDN’T HELP ME AT aLL

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I actually found it quite helpful

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OKAY SO I DID THE WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY AND I GOT KEEP REREADING HARRY POTTER

GUESS WHAT FUCKING BOOK I JUST STARTED READING YESTERDAY?

ORDER OF THE FUCKING PHOENIX.

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

Reblog if you’ve ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I’m crazy.

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

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seems legit

woops

wiitangclan:

wiitangclan:

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition